You Know What’s Been Missing From Your Wardrobe. Yeah, It’s a Breakfast Scarf.

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So I really like food. Only my closest friends know that about me. Everyone else is like:

“That bitch needs to eat a sandwich.”

And I’m just like whoa, I eat like 10 sandwiches a day. With extra bacon and cinnamon sugar because I am a bad ass.

Anyways, I really think I’m missing this breakfast scarf in my life.

Here’s all the reasons a breakfast scarf would be beneficial to me:

1.) I would never miss breakfast again. It’s the most important meal of the day, amIright? Also, I need to learn how to get up early enough for breakfast because it’s like way past lunch by the time I escape my dark ozone bedroom. Does coffee count as a breakfast meal?

2.) I could get compliments. I like those. I can imagine wearing this scarf and the toast pieces blowing in the wind, and I’m flipping my hair…

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