So I really like food. Only my closest friends know that about me. Everyone else is like:
“That bitch needs to eat a sandwich.”
And I’m just like whoa, I eat like 10 sandwiches a day. With extra bacon and cinnamon sugar because I am a bad ass.
Anyways, I really think I’m missing this breakfast scarf in my life.
Here’s all the reasons a breakfast scarf would be beneficial to me:
1.) I would never miss breakfast again. It’s the most important meal of the day, amIright? Also, I need to learn how to get up early enough for breakfast because it’s like way past lunch by the time I escape my dark ozone bedroom. Does coffee count as a breakfast meal?
2.) I could get compliments. I like those. I can imagine wearing this scarf and the toast pieces blowing in the wind, and I’m flipping my hair…
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